Naughty sms; 68 messages
Nargis koi mamoli larki nahi
Us ne Multan se Matirc kia
karachi se F.A kia
Faisalabad se B.A kia
Islamabad se M.A kia
Fir ala taleem k liye 10 sall apni nani k pass Hira mandi rahein
Wo humhari Qom ka sirmaya hai
Us ko izat se milen or ihtram karen .
{ IDARA TAHAFZ-E-TaXi HAYAT PAKISTAN}.
298 chars (2 sms)
Teacher:main ksi pr b 1 nazar dal k bta
skti hun k wo mere bare mai kya soch rha he
Studnt
mis jb ap ko pata chal jata hoga
to bari sharmindagi hoti hogi na..:
166 chars (2 sms)
A MAN''s Sad Story:
Yesterday was my Birthday
My Wife Didnt wish me nor did my kids
I went to Work & my friends Didnt,
I went to my cabin
My Secretary said:
Happy Birthday Boss
I felt Special
Than I was invited to Her Flat
She said:
Do U mind if I go into the Bedroom for a Minute?
I said:
OK
She came out a Few minutes later with a large cake,
Followed by My Wife, Kids & All my Friends,
& I was Waiting for her
Sitting on the couch
.
.
NAKED
493 chars (4 sms)
"Potti Remix"
1 tatti, s0u afsanay..
Tatti ki dalali mei m0u kala
0ne tatti a day, keepz d0ct0r away
tatti tatti pe likha hai khanay walay ka naam
Dh0bi ki tatti, ghar ki na ghaat ki
tatti kar darya mai dal.
Tatti in need, iz a tatti indeed..
Ghar ki tatti, g0bar barabar..
Little red tatti h0od..
Tatti na kya tOu Phir kYa jiyA..
358 chars (3 sms)
Boy wd his girlfrnd watching
a Boxing match,
In wch a boxer got knocked out in d 1st round!
Boy:Disgusting just
ALL OVER in 1 min?
Girl:Now U knw how I Feel? ;->
170 chars (2 sms)
=¤ARZ KIA HAI¤=
Seene mai na rakh saka wo mere raaz ko...
"Chotiye" ne sub kuch batadia ''FARAZ'' ko... =P ;->
123 chars (1 sms)
Mom: Why R U pregnant?
Daughter: This is our project in college about "Miracle of Life"
Mom: Tell me who is he?
Daughter:I dont know, it was a group project.
167 chars (2 sms)
Once there lived a SEXY MAN who had no wife, but still every night he enjoyed...
"DINNER" ;->
u Dirty mind...
upper rakho
bole tou
keeP iT uP... =P
182 chars (2 sms)